Bio

I write words good.

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Howdy, Howdy, Howdy…

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Hello stranger, and Sorry, I'm Lait.

Except, I'm not sorry, and I'm usually not L-A-T-E. But, that is the name of my website, and I am L-A-I-T.

Well, as you can probably tell by the website, I like western stuff. I like western fashion, I like western music, I like a bar with a western vibe, and ever since I was little, I've loved western cowboys. I've been told I give off a western vibe, which is weird cause I'm not a cowboy at all, though I've definitely pretended to be.

And while I'm not a cowboy, I do do some cowboy-like things in my work. I wrangle and place words in rhythm and space in order to nurture and brand. I love turning a phrase, adore perverting an idiom, and couldn't live without being original. I am the potentate of presentation, the master of mumbo-jumbo, and, very often, prone to hyperbole. I shoot from the hip, after much consideration, and contradict myself but only in internal meetings, never in front of the client.

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I'm Lait Fitzpatrick, and I'm the copywriting cowboy.

laitbrooks@gmail.com