Brooks
People don't hate to run, sometimes they just hate running.
Brooks makes them hate it less.
Sure, running makes you live longer, but that’s a long term benefit that doesn’t make me like running any more. So, what if running meant beer? Ya, that’s going to make you hate running less.
Variety is the spice of life, to use a cliche. Which makes taking the same running path every day milk of life, EW. So, Brooks is going to generate you a new path every day.
You know what’s going to make you feel really good after a marathon that makes your body feel really bad? That’s right, a pack of puppies licking your face as you lie on the ground in euphoric exhaustion.